Well I\u2019m home from kennels again and happy to be here. It\u2019s not that I don\u2019t like kennels, I do they\u2019re lovely there, but there\u2019s nowhere like your own home. I don\u2019t take my favourite bed anymore either, not since the time that Aristotle got bored and persuaded me it would be fun to eat all the foam out of the middle. We were both pooing foam for days. In hindsight it was a silly idea on many levels, not least because it stopped it being my favourite bed as there\u2019s no padding left.<\/p>\n\n\n\n
I am finding the day I come back I feel a bit agitated and cry a bit, but I get myself sorted after a while.<\/p>\n\n\n\n
I\u2019m less thrilled about Shadow watching television than everyone else seems to be. Oh I like the fact it keeps her quieter but she watches such inane programmes. I\u2019d rather have a good documentary on than some of the rubbish she seems to enjoy. And don\u2019t even get me started about when she puts the shopping channel on. It\u2019s just a good job she can\u2019t get to our Mistress\u2019s credit cards or there\u2019d be all sorts of things arriving at our house. Yes, of course an easy way to get some of this excess fat off would be great, but these things are never as easy as they make out in the pictures. Maybe I\u2019m not doing it right! Mind you it might be better than the diet I\u2019m being threatened with. I do not now, or at any time in the future want to be put in a diet! I hope I have made myself clear. I\u2019m willing to raid the bin, surf the counter tops, whatever it takes to get the message over, but I do not want my food rations reduced!<\/p>\n\n\n\n
Have a great Tuesday<\/p>\n\n\n\n
Alfie<\/p>\n\n\n\n
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