I\u2019m in trouble. I know that is not unusual, but I can\u2019t help being a fun loving kind of guy. Apparently, I\u2019m now supposed to be mature and sensible, but quite honestly I rather prefer immature and irresponsible. I\u2019m over the foam eating incident so back to looking for new sources of trouble. Because Wilma tends to jump everywhere and rarely has more than one paw on the ground, our Mistress has had no choice but to keep her confined to her crate for her recovery. If it were me then I would not be unduly troubled by that, because I quite like spending the day lazing in bed, but that\u2019s not Wilma\u2019s style. To be fair most of the time she is accepting the situation stoically and is being very patient. That is until I creep up on her and tap on her crate and run round her in circles knowing she can\u2019t get to me. Oh it\u2019s fun\u2026 for me anyway. Wilma is getting more and more frustrated and our Mistress is getting more and more cross. I may have to lay off for a while before I get any real punishment imposed on me. So far all I have had is the whole \u2018How would you feel if it were the other way around?\u2019 lecture. But the whole point is that it\u2019s not the other way around, so where I\u2019m sitting it\u2019s fun! I may have had the whole \u2018You\u2019re going to be six years old in another few days,\u2019 lecture as well, but I\u2019ve heard them both before.<\/p>\n\n\n\n
Shadow\u2019s original human is coming to stay from Monday and she now has a dilemma. She doesn\u2019t know whose room she wants to sleep in. She\u2019s got used to sleeping where she does with Andrew but she thinks it might be quite nice to spend some time with James too. We\u2019ll all be very pleased to see him, but it will be a very special for Shadow to see a bit more of him.<\/p>\n\n\n\n
Anyway, I\u2019m going to practice being cute and cuddly so that when our Mistress and Master come back from walking with alpacas later they remember that the role of family pet is already taken.<\/p>\n\n\n\n
Happy Sunday<\/p>\n\n\n\n
Aristotle<\/p>\n\n\n\n
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