{"id":1360,"date":"2007-08-29T14:40:30","date_gmt":"2007-08-29T13:40:30","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/oneandonly.me.uk\/?p=1360"},"modified":"2007-08-29T14:40:30","modified_gmt":"2007-08-29T13:40:30","slug":"wednesday-29th-august-2007","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/alfiesdiary.uk\/index.php\/2007\/08\/29\/wednesday-29th-august-2007\/","title":{"rendered":"Wednesday 29th August 2007"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>It would appear that I am qualified for a profession after all. I am a natural psychologist and counsellor. It\u2019s amazing how often, when I find someone who looks a bit down, that after a few minutes of cuddling them and letting them stroke me, they look much better. It would be money for nothing as far as I am concerned, the pleasure is all mine. I did consider doing a song and dance routine to cheer my master and mistress up, but to be quite honest it would have been an awful lot of effort to go to when all I need to do is snuggle up and allow them to pet me. Both of them are finding the house a bit empty at the moment and my mistress seems to be permanently tired, but I do my bit to make it a happier place to be. I suggested to my mistress that as it was her birthday we could have breakfast in bed, but she was less impressed when I said she could get me bacon and eggs and a couple of pancakes to follow. We have been through the suggestion that I should get it before, she knows I would eat her Frosties on route and only bring her an empty bowl. She hasn\u2019t opened her presents yet so I don\u2019t know what we\u2019ve got. I\u2019m presuming she will be sharing them with me.<\/p>\n<p>In a prime example of bad planning, my mistress is actually working today. What happened to my suggestions of either spending the day in bed or going for a nice long walk? I have decided that there is nothing else for it, I am just going to have to spend the day in bed on her behalf. Now where did I put my bed socks?<\/p>\n<p>&nbsp;<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<div class=\"mh-excerpt\"><p>It would appear that I am qualified for a profession after all. I am a natural psychologist and counsellor. It\u2019s amazing how often, when I <a class=\"mh-excerpt-more\" href=\"https:\/\/alfiesdiary.uk\/index.php\/2007\/08\/29\/wednesday-29th-august-2007\/\" title=\"Wednesday 29th August 2007\">[&#8230;]<\/a><\/p>\n<\/div>","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":11549,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[2],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-1360","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","has-post-thumbnail","hentry","category-uncategorized"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/alfiesdiary.uk\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1360","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/alfiesdiary.uk\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/alfiesdiary.uk\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/alfiesdiary.uk\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/alfiesdiary.uk\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=1360"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/alfiesdiary.uk\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1360\/revisions"}],"wp:featuredmedia":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/alfiesdiary.uk\/index.php\/wp-json\/"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/alfiesdiary.uk\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=1360"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/alfiesdiary.uk\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=1360"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/alfiesdiary.uk\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=1360"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}