{"id":13585,"date":"2017-09-06T06:00:50","date_gmt":"2017-09-06T05:00:50","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/alfiedog.me.uk\/?p=13585"},"modified":"2017-09-06T06:00:50","modified_gmt":"2017-09-06T05:00:50","slug":"wednesday-6th-september-2017-aristotles-self-punishment","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/alfiesdiary.uk\/index.php\/2017\/09\/06\/wednesday-6th-september-2017-aristotles-self-punishment\/","title":{"rendered":"Wednesday 6th September 2017 &#8211; Aristotle&#8217;s self-punishment"},"content":{"rendered":"\n<div class=\"wp-block-image\"><figure class=\"alignleft\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" width=\"300\" height=\"225\" src=\"http:\/\/alfiedog.me.uk\/wp-content\/uploads\/2017\/09\/IMG_4982-300x225.jpg\" alt=\"\" class=\"wp-image-13586\" srcset=\"https:\/\/alfiesdiary.uk\/wp-content\/uploads\/2017\/09\/IMG_4982-300x225.jpg 300w, https:\/\/alfiesdiary.uk\/wp-content\/uploads\/2017\/09\/IMG_4982-326x245.jpg 326w, https:\/\/alfiesdiary.uk\/wp-content\/uploads\/2017\/09\/IMG_4982-80x60.jpg 80w, https:\/\/alfiesdiary.uk\/wp-content\/uploads\/2017\/09\/IMG_4982.jpg 450w\" sizes=\"auto, (max-width: 300px) 100vw, 300px\" \/><\/figure><\/div>\n\n\n\n<p>It turns out that if you\u2019re going to eat my bed then you\u2019re going to pay for it. It seems that Aristotle is pooing foam. Now I don\u2019t mean he has foamy poo, that would be a different thing altogether. What I mean is that when he goes to the toilet great chunks of foam keep coming out. He was sick with it as well, which I think serves him right. Our Mistress sees it somewhat differently and says I should show more concern as there are cases where a dog has to be operated on to remove things from its stomach. I know she\u2019s got a point, but just for now I think it serves him right. Our Mistress says she will be much happier when she knows a whole meal has gone through him normally as she knows there is nothing blocking his system. I\u2019m leaving the worrying to her. He did try to apologise and put on his cutest face when he did, but that doesn\u2019t wash with me, even if it does melt our Mistress.<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>On a much more pleasant note I was videoed while I was swimming yesterday using something called Facebook Live.<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p><iframe loading=\"lazy\" style=\"border: none; overflow: hidden;\" src=\"https:\/\/www.facebook.com\/plugins\/video.php?href=https%3A%2F%2Fwww.facebook.com%2FYorkCanineHydro%2Fvideos%2F566897643434178%2F&amp;show_text=0&amp;width=267\" width=\"267\" height=\"476\" frameborder=\"0\" scrolling=\"no\" allowfullscreen=\"allowfullscreen\"><\/iframe><br>\nI had a really good swim, but then I just feel hungry afterwards and can\u2019t believe that our Mistress won\u2019t double my food ration. If she does more exercise she has an extra biscuit, it should cut both ways. She is letting me test a new snack though so I can\u2019t really complain. No, come to think of it, I can complain it just wouldn\u2019t be very reasonable!<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>Bye for now<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>Alfie<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>You can find short stories to read at&nbsp;<a href=\"http:\/\/www.alfiedog.com\/\">www.alfiedog.com<\/a><\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>Alfie\u2019s Diary \u2013 the Book as well as our other books are available&nbsp;<a href=\"http:\/\/www.amazon.co.uk\/s\/ref=nb_sb_noss?url=search-alias%3Daps&amp;field-keywords=rosemary%20j%20kind\">HERE<\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<div class=\"mh-excerpt\"><p>It turns out that if you\u2019re going to eat my bed then you\u2019re going to pay for it. 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