{"id":13583,"date":"2017-09-05T06:00:36","date_gmt":"2017-09-05T05:00:36","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/alfiedog.me.uk\/?p=13583"},"modified":"2017-09-05T06:00:36","modified_gmt":"2017-09-05T05:00:36","slug":"tuesday-5th-september-2017-flattered","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/alfiesdiary.uk\/index.php\/2017\/09\/05\/tuesday-5th-september-2017-flattered\/","title":{"rendered":"Tuesday 5th September 2017 &#8211; Flattered"},"content":{"rendered":"<div class=\"wp-block-image\">\n<figure class=\"alignleft\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" width=\"225\" height=\"300\" src=\"http:\/\/alfiedog.me.uk\/wp-content\/uploads\/2017\/09\/IMG_4975-225x300.jpg\" alt=\"\" class=\"wp-image-13580\" srcset=\"https:\/\/alfiesdiary.uk\/wp-content\/uploads\/2017\/09\/IMG_4975-225x300.jpg 225w, https:\/\/alfiesdiary.uk\/wp-content\/uploads\/2017\/09\/IMG_4975.jpg 338w\" sizes=\"auto, (max-width: 225px) 100vw, 225px\" \/><\/figure>\n<\/div>\n\n\n<p>Well I am home and I have to say I\u2019m rather flattered. The picture that our Mistress had for her birthday was one of me. I don\u2019t think I look too bad for my age in this one, what do you think? She also had a cushion which was rather appropriate as well.<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>I\u2019ve had a difficult time with Aristotle in kennels. He kept insisting on chewing my bed when he got bored. It\u2019s my favourite bed and I\u2019ve had it for eleven and a half years, but he\u2019s almost reduced it to non-existence. Our Mistress did try one repair on it a couple of weeks ago but she says she will have to do a more thorough job now as there isn\u2019t all that much of the original bed left. Our Mistress stopped sending him with his own usual bed as he kept destroying it, now he has to sleep on a plastic bed with some vet bed in it. Instead he seems to think that destroying mine is ok. Our Mistress says the only solution is for me to have a hard bed and vet bed when I have to stay in kennels with him, but that really doesn\u2019t seem very fair. I\u2019ve never destroyed a bed in my life and now it feels as though I\u2019m being punished too.<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>I didn\u2019t settle well when I came home yesterday. Shadow told me that our Mistress had asked her to give up her room for me, but although I was grateful I didn\u2019t really settle and said perhaps she should have it back. I didn\u2019t settle anywhere to be fair. Our Mistress is hoping that after a good swim today I will start to feel a bit better and maybe stop whining. We shall see!<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>Have a good day<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>Alfie<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>You can find short stories to read at&nbsp;<a href=\"http:\/\/www.alfiedog.com\/\">www.alfiedog.com<\/a><\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>Alfie\u2019s Diary \u2013 the Book as well as our other books are available&nbsp;<a href=\"http:\/\/www.amazon.co.uk\/s\/ref=nb_sb_noss?url=search-alias%3Daps&amp;field-keywords=rosemary%20j%20kind\">HERE<\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<div class=\"mh-excerpt\"><p>Well I am home and I have to say I\u2019m rather flattered. The picture that our Mistress had for her birthday was one of me. <a class=\"mh-excerpt-more\" href=\"https:\/\/alfiesdiary.uk\/index.php\/2017\/09\/05\/tuesday-5th-september-2017-flattered\/\" title=\"Tuesday 5th September 2017 &#8211; Flattered\">[&#8230;]<\/a><\/p>\n<\/div>","protected":false},"author":2,"featured_media":13771,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"gallery","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[3],"tags":[109,63,50],"class_list":["post-13583","post","type-post","status-publish","format-gallery","has-post-thumbnail","hentry","category-day-to-day-life","tag-alfie","tag-aristotle","tag-entlebucher","post_format-post-format-gallery"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/alfiesdiary.uk\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/13583","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/alfiesdiary.uk\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/alfiesdiary.uk\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/alfiesdiary.uk\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/2"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/alfiesdiary.uk\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=13583"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/alfiesdiary.uk\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/13583\/revisions"}],"wp:featuredmedia":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/alfiesdiary.uk\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media\/13771"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/alfiesdiary.uk\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=13583"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/alfiesdiary.uk\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=13583"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/alfiesdiary.uk\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=13583"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}