{"id":1307,"date":"2007-08-03T09:30:05","date_gmt":"2007-08-03T08:30:05","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/oneandonly.me.uk\/?p=1307"},"modified":"2007-08-03T09:30:05","modified_gmt":"2007-08-03T08:30:05","slug":"friday-3rd-august-2007","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/alfiesdiary.uk\/index.php\/2007\/08\/03\/friday-3rd-august-2007\/","title":{"rendered":"Friday 3rd August 2007"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>Well my mistress is off to a wedding today and I am staying with my grandparents. I did suggest that as my master had been invited and he couldn\u2019t go, that I should go in his place as his representative. I also thought it would make up for not going to my master and mistress\u2019s wedding last year. Obviously that is something you can never make up for but at least it would mean I had been to a wedding. I would probably get bored and chew the flowers. I\u2019d probably forget to sit in my own seat at the reception and go round all the tables begging. Other than that I would probably behave in a largely respectable fashion, I am well mannered indoors and I know when women are all dressed up they don\u2019t like being jumped on by a dog. Perhaps it will be as well to stay behind and get my granddad to play frisby with me.<\/p>\n<p>My grandparents have been telling me all about the rain there has been in England. What I don\u2019t understand is that where I live in Belgium is both really flat and not very high above sea level and despite the fact that we have had lots of rain we haven\u2019t had floods. I don\u2019t understand what the difference is. Maybe it helps not having hills as the water is then evenly spread rather than being concentrated in the valleys. The other thought I had had is that maybe where I live is like a raft and we are just floating on the water. If that were true we might find next year we had floated to live off the coast of South America rather than still being near England. It would cut down on air travel if nothing else!<\/p>\n<p>&nbsp;<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<div class=\"mh-excerpt\"><p>Well my mistress is off to a wedding today and I am staying with my grandparents. I did suggest that as my master had been <a class=\"mh-excerpt-more\" href=\"https:\/\/alfiesdiary.uk\/index.php\/2007\/08\/03\/friday-3rd-august-2007\/\" title=\"Friday 3rd August 2007\">[&#8230;]<\/a><\/p>\n<\/div>","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":11315,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[2],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-1307","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","has-post-thumbnail","hentry","category-uncategorized"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/alfiesdiary.uk\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1307","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/alfiesdiary.uk\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/alfiesdiary.uk\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/alfiesdiary.uk\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/alfiesdiary.uk\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=1307"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/alfiesdiary.uk\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1307\/revisions"}],"wp:featuredmedia":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/alfiesdiary.uk\/index.php\/wp-json\/"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/alfiesdiary.uk\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=1307"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/alfiesdiary.uk\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=1307"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/alfiesdiary.uk\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=1307"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}