{"id":1298,"date":"2007-07-30T08:46:17","date_gmt":"2007-07-30T07:46:17","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/oneandonly.me.uk\/?p=1298"},"modified":"2007-07-30T08:46:17","modified_gmt":"2007-07-30T07:46:17","slug":"monday-30th-july-2007","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/alfiesdiary.uk\/index.php\/2007\/07\/30\/monday-30th-july-2007\/","title":{"rendered":"Monday 30th July 2007"},"content":{"rendered":"

So much for yesterday\u2019s bar b q. It was another case of cook it in the oven and pretend it tastes of charcoal. The only alternative would have been to stand outside under an umbrella to cook it. It was strange but my master didn\u2019t seem to think that was such a good idea.<\/p>\n

What I forgot to tell you was that when they all went to Gent on Saturday my master\u2019s car wouldn\u2019t start. It was all a bit of a disaster really. Six people getting in a car that seats seven people is one thing, but six people do not get in a car for five people. All things considered I was glad I wasn\u2019t planning to go with them. My mistress didn\u2019t have a very good day as she couldn\u2019t get anything to eat. There are a number of things she can\u2019t eat, anything dairy being the main things. So she asked for chicken and chips. Easy you would have thought, but they said you could only have it cooked in butter. \u201cOk steak then.\u201d \u201cNo you can only have that cooked in butter.\u201d \u201cOk so just chips then.\u201d \u201cNo you can only have chips if you order it with something.\u201d \u201cWell I just tried to but you couldn\u2019t do it.\u201d So she went hungry. It\u2019s a good job I wasn\u2019t there as I only successfully beg for food from my mistress and if she hadn\u2019t got any food then there wouldn\u2019t have been any for me either. A sad state of affairs for a dog.<\/p>\n

Do you think the garden will ever stop being waterlogged this summer? Now I like mud, but I am getting fed up about having to have my paws wiped quite so often. But then my mistress is fed up of all the mud I leave behind me so I guess we are even. My blankets have been through the wash again!<\/p>\n

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