You have to wonder. While we were out we saw a lady, who looked about 55, not that I am an expert on ages. Anyway, she was wearing a white unlined suit, over bright (an I mean bright) lime green underwear. It was at least matching underwear and to be honest I am not sure if it would have been any more acceptable if she were 25 rather than 55 but it was a shock to the system. I\u2019m still young. I don\u2019t need to be faced with sights like that. I was trying to work out what statement the woman was trying to make, but got stuck with \u2018I can\u2019t find anything appropriate to wear with these.\u2019 I do hope my mistress takes note never to do anything as bad as that. To be fair I don\u2019t think she has many sets of matching underwear and the ones with the winking smiling faces at least show a sense of humour, even if they are bright yellow.<\/p>\n
We need sunshine and we need it fast. Teenage girls aren\u2019t good when they get grumpy because they don\u2019t know what to do with themselves and I object to being shut out of the lounge in my own house because they want to watch the television without being bothered by a dog. It may have escaped their notice but this is my house and they are here as my guests, not the other way round. I can see why human boys have difficulty understanding human girls. It sure beats me. My mistress says it beats her too and if I\u2019m not mistaken she must have been a girl once, when she wasn\u2019t so old. I think she is feeling very old at the moment. That may just be because of running round after everyone else.<\/p>\n
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