I have been looking at the details of the hotels I shall be staying in when I go on holiday later in the year. They seem to say we are booked in for bed and breakfast and that is fine by me. I wonder what I shall be able to select for breakfast. I do like Frosties in the morning, I got that from my mistress. I am very partial to bacon too, so ideally I would like a full cooked English breakfast, but I am not sure whether you get that in France. I like Parma ham too, so I am prepared to compromise. I\u2019m hoping they might do me my own little dog height table and then come and tuck a crisp white serviette into my collar so that I don\u2019t spill anything on my fur. I suppose I ought to try and learn some French so that I can ask for what I want more easily. I can say good morning, please and thank you, but I am not sure of the important things such as how to ask for more bacon.<\/p>\n
My mistress has been buying odd things again, odd from the perspective of a balanced dog, possibly not so odd for my mistress. She has bought a sculpture of a gingerbread man. Why not just make the real thing, was my suggestion. I could have helped her eat it. I think it is a \u2018woman thing\u2019. The sculpture is called \u2018Facts of Life\u2019 and as my mistress explained to me the gingerbread man is holding a little gingerbread cookie cutter in its outstretched hand, because that is where gingerbread men come from. It is safe to say, I shall never understand the way the mind of a woman works! But then, I don\u2019t suppose my mistress fully understands how my mind works either, I can\u2019t decide whether I want to try and eat it or pee on it! That\u2019s dogs for you.<\/p>\n
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