{"id":12462,"date":"2016-12-21T06:00:29","date_gmt":"2016-12-21T06:00:29","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/alfiedog.me.uk\/?p=12462"},"modified":"2016-12-21T06:00:29","modified_gmt":"2016-12-21T06:00:29","slug":"wednesday-21st-december-2016-my-tree-is-bigger-than-her-tree","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/alfiesdiary.uk\/index.php\/2016\/12\/21\/wednesday-21st-december-2016-my-tree-is-bigger-than-her-tree\/","title":{"rendered":"Wednesday 21st December 2016 – My tree is bigger than her tree"},"content":{"rendered":"
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We\u2019re having a slightly over Christmassy Christmas this year. Wilma asked me to take a photo of her with her Christmas tree in the office. It would have had one more bauble, but she tried eating that one! I thought to myself that if she can do it, so I can. Have a photo with a tree that is, not eat a bauble \u2013 I\u2019m not that stupid. Which in turn set our Mistress off to want a photo of her little tree outside, but she chose not to stand in front of it as you wouldn\u2019t have seen the tree. I think it\u2019s fair to say that my tree is by far the biggest! Ok so it\u2019s not strictly mine, but I\u2019m claiming it by dint of seniority.<\/p>\n\n\n\n

I have to go to the vet this morning. I\u2019ve having my annual vaccinations and she is going to check my thyroid gland again to see if it is any better or worse than last week. Having my kennel cough booster up my nose is the lowlight of the day \u2013 at least I hope it won\u2019t get any worse than that. I was originally going tomorrow and then on the way back was going to have to live through the torture of our Mistress collecting a goose and me not be able to get my paws on it. It\u2019s probably a good job that those two things are now happening as separate events.<\/p>\n\n\n\n

I\u2019ve been working on my big speech to all you young pups on Christmas day. I think I\u2019ve got the bones of it together, if you\u2019ll pardon the pun. I\u2019m going to take a few days off either side of Christmas and hand over to my little pal Wilma whose got more energy than she knows what to do with, but I\u2019ll be around on Christmas day so I\u2019ll see you then.<\/p>\n\n\n\n

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