{"id":12421,"date":"2016-12-08T06:00:19","date_gmt":"2016-12-08T06:00:19","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/alfiedog.me.uk\/?p=12421"},"modified":"2016-12-08T06:00:19","modified_gmt":"2016-12-08T06:00:19","slug":"thursday-8th-december-2016-i-am-not-a-druggy","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/alfiesdiary.uk\/index.php\/2016\/12\/08\/thursday-8th-december-2016-i-am-not-a-druggy\/","title":{"rendered":"Thursday 8th December 2016 &#8211; I am not a druggy"},"content":{"rendered":"\n<p>I\u2019m mortified. In response to my telling my girlfriend how much I better I felt after two injections at the vet she had the audacity to ask if I was developing a drug problem. She highlighted the number of times I\u2019ve been to the vet over the last year. What kind of dog does she think I am? I was hoping for her sympathy rather than being made to feel like a criminal. Would it be any wonder if I had resorted to extreme measures? She was the one who went off with another dog and had puppies with him. It\u2019s not my fault I couldn\u2019t give her puppies. It\u2019s all rather taken the edge off how much better I\u2019m feeling and the lovely get well wishes the rest of you have sent me. I suppose this is one of the problems of having a younger girlfriend. It will be a while before she starts to suffer some of the indignities of old age. She told me she\u2019s planning to go off with another dog again in a few months too. She really knows how to spoil a boy\u2019s day. It might be time to move on, but she\u2019s the only girl I\u2019ve ever been crazy about.<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>Maybe I need to think of a plan to show her how much I care about her. I know my Mistress still believes in me, but it was nice to have a girlfriend of my own as well. Maybe my Mistress could help me to find a present for her and wrap it. I just need a good idea now.<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>Little Heidi is making progress very slowly, but at least it\u2019s in the right direction. It\u2019s going to take her a while to recover but at least she seems to be off the critical list now.<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>You can find short stories to read at <a href=\"http:\/\/www.alfiedog.com\">www.alfiedog.com<\/a><\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>Alfie\u2019s Diary \u2013 the Book as well as our other books are available <a href=\"http:\/\/www.amazon.co.uk\/s\/ref=nb_sb_noss?url=search-alias%3Daps&amp;field-keywords=rosemary%20j%20kind\">HERE<\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<div class=\"mh-excerpt\"><p>I\u2019m mortified. In response to my telling my girlfriend how much I better I felt after two injections at the vet she had the audacity <a class=\"mh-excerpt-more\" href=\"https:\/\/alfiesdiary.uk\/index.php\/2016\/12\/08\/thursday-8th-december-2016-i-am-not-a-druggy\/\" title=\"Thursday 8th December 2016 &#8211; I am not a druggy\">[&#8230;]<\/a><\/p>\n<\/div>","protected":false},"author":2,"featured_media":12710,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"gallery","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[3,113],"tags":[109,50],"class_list":["post-12421","post","type-post","status-publish","format-gallery","has-post-thumbnail","hentry","category-day-to-day-life","category-health","tag-alfie","tag-entlebucher","post_format-post-format-gallery"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/alfiesdiary.uk\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/12421","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/alfiesdiary.uk\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/alfiesdiary.uk\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/alfiesdiary.uk\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/2"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/alfiesdiary.uk\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=12421"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/alfiesdiary.uk\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/12421\/revisions"}],"wp:featuredmedia":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/alfiesdiary.uk\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media\/12710"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/alfiesdiary.uk\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=12421"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/alfiesdiary.uk\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=12421"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/alfiesdiary.uk\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=12421"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}