{"id":12367,"date":"2016-11-20T06:00:51","date_gmt":"2016-11-20T06:00:51","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/alfiedog.me.uk\/?p=12367"},"modified":"2016-11-20T06:00:51","modified_gmt":"2016-11-20T06:00:51","slug":"sunday-20th-november-2016-wilmas-got-a-new-boyfriend","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/alfiesdiary.uk\/index.php\/2016\/11\/20\/sunday-20th-november-2016-wilmas-got-a-new-boyfriend\/","title":{"rendered":"Sunday 20th November 2016 &#8211; Wilma&#8217;s got a new boyfriend"},"content":{"rendered":"\n<div class=\"wp-block-image\"><figure class=\"alignleft\"><a href=\"http:\/\/alfiedog.me.uk\/wp-content\/uploads\/2016\/11\/IMG_3917-e1479580625348.jpg\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" width=\"300\" height=\"225\" src=\"http:\/\/alfiedog.me.uk\/wp-content\/uploads\/2016\/11\/IMG_3917-e1479580625348-300x225.jpg\" alt=\"img_3917\" class=\"wp-image-12368\" srcset=\"https:\/\/alfiesdiary.uk\/wp-content\/uploads\/2016\/11\/IMG_3917-e1479580625348-300x225.jpg 300w, https:\/\/alfiesdiary.uk\/wp-content\/uploads\/2016\/11\/IMG_3917-e1479580625348-326x245.jpg 326w, https:\/\/alfiesdiary.uk\/wp-content\/uploads\/2016\/11\/IMG_3917-e1479580625348-80x60.jpg 80w, https:\/\/alfiesdiary.uk\/wp-content\/uploads\/2016\/11\/IMG_3917-e1479580625348.jpg 450w\" sizes=\"auto, (max-width: 300px) 100vw, 300px\" \/><\/a><\/figure><\/div>\n\n\n\n<p>To be fair, Wilma picks up boyfriends like I used to pick up girlfriends.&nbsp; However, when she went for a walk yesterday she joined the two Labradors, Mack and Hector. Mack is nine months old and he and Wilma ran and romped through the wet and mud having a great time. Our Mistress said it seemed to be Hector that Wilma really took a shine to, but then she\u2019s always like an older man. Hector is nearly ten but still very fit for his age and they did have a run together, but he didn\u2019t go quite so mad as the youngsters. Wilma would have run all afternoon if she\u2019d been given the chance she had a great time and came home absolutely full of it.<\/p>\n\n\n\n<div class=\"wp-block-image\"><figure class=\"alignright\"><a href=\"http:\/\/alfiedog.me.uk\/wp-content\/uploads\/2016\/11\/IMG_3920.jpg\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" width=\"225\" height=\"300\" src=\"http:\/\/alfiedog.me.uk\/wp-content\/uploads\/2016\/11\/IMG_3920-225x300.jpg\" alt=\"img_3920\" class=\"wp-image-12369\" srcset=\"https:\/\/alfiesdiary.uk\/wp-content\/uploads\/2016\/11\/IMG_3920-225x300.jpg 225w, https:\/\/alfiesdiary.uk\/wp-content\/uploads\/2016\/11\/IMG_3920.jpg 338w\" sizes=\"auto, (max-width: 225px) 100vw, 225px\" \/><\/a><\/figure><\/div>\n\n\n\n<p>We now have our first picture of our Master in his pantomime costume. Now, according to our Mistress, pantomime is a very English thing and if you\u2019re looking at this based in another country you may be a little confused. For reasons I have absolutely no idea, but must make sense to some humans somewhere, many of the male parts are played by women and many of the female parts are played by men. And so it is that our Master finds himself playing a rather too convincing ugly sister. He is thoroughly enjoying his costumes, including platform heel shoes, which make him very tall. He\u2019s having a lot of fun and the pantomime audiences seem to be enjoying themselves, which is the important thing. We\u2019re just happy that for the most part when he comes back home to us he looks a little more as we\u2019re used to seeing him. I don\u2019t think I could get used to him wearing a blue wig for normal days but I guess if he did we\u2019d love him just the same.<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>Bye for now<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>Ari<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>You can find short stories to read at <a href=\"http:\/\/www.alfiedog.com\">www.alfiedog.com<\/a><\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>Alfie\u2019s Diary \u2013 the Book as well as our other books are available <a href=\"http:\/\/www.amazon.co.uk\/s\/ref=nb_sb_noss?url=search-alias%3Daps&amp;field-keywords=rosemary%20j%20kind\">HERE<\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<div class=\"mh-excerpt\"><p>To be fair, Wilma picks up boyfriends like I used to pick up girlfriends.&nbsp; However, when she went for a walk yesterday she joined the <a class=\"mh-excerpt-more\" href=\"https:\/\/alfiesdiary.uk\/index.php\/2016\/11\/20\/sunday-20th-november-2016-wilmas-got-a-new-boyfriend\/\" title=\"Sunday 20th November 2016 &#8211; Wilma&#8217;s got a new boyfriend\">[&#8230;]<\/a><\/p>\n<\/div>","protected":false},"author":3,"featured_media":11746,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"gallery","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[3,79],"tags":[63,93],"class_list":["post-12367","post","type-post","status-publish","format-gallery","has-post-thumbnail","hentry","category-day-to-day-life","category-north-yorkshire","tag-aristotle","tag-wilma","post_format-post-format-gallery"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/alfiesdiary.uk\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/12367","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/alfiesdiary.uk\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/alfiesdiary.uk\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/alfiesdiary.uk\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/3"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/alfiesdiary.uk\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=12367"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/alfiesdiary.uk\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/12367\/revisions"}],"wp:featuredmedia":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/alfiesdiary.uk\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/11746"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/alfiesdiary.uk\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=12367"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/alfiesdiary.uk\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=12367"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/alfiesdiary.uk\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=12367"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}