{"id":11990,"date":"2016-07-31T06:00:20","date_gmt":"2016-07-31T05:00:20","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/alfiedog.me.uk\/?p=11990"},"modified":"2016-07-31T06:00:20","modified_gmt":"2016-07-31T05:00:20","slug":"sunday-31st-july-2016-wilmas-record","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/alfiesdiary.uk\/index.php\/2016\/07\/31\/sunday-31st-july-2016-wilmas-record\/","title":{"rendered":"Sunday 31st July 2016 &#8211; Wilma&#8217;s Record"},"content":{"rendered":"\n<p>Our Mistress said I should have stressed yesterday that the time interval from being given her new toy to its total destruction was a matter of only twenty minutes. She thinks this is a record in toy destruction in our house and that even Mum (Shadow) never managed that when she was young. To be fair, Mum has never been very delicate where toys are concerned and she\u2019s never too bothered whose toy it is she destroyed. At least Wilma sticks to her own.<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>Wilma had a lovely day out yesterday and we were all very well behaved for our Master. I don\u2019t think Alfie was feeling too good as he was sick twice, but by the time our Mistress came back everything was fine. She has promised to take us all for long walks today to make up for being away from us yesterday. I\u2019ve asked if we can do my favourite walk, which we don\u2019t do so often anymore and she\u2019s said that we will. She was talking to Wilma about taking her somewhere completely different, but sadly that one involves some walking on the road first so I\u2019m not allowed to go on that one. All in all I think it\u2019s going to be a quiet Sunday. Wilma has agreed to do some extra training sessions ready for her test on Wednesday. They seem to have overcome the hurdle of Wilma refusing to sit neatly by our Mistress\u2019s side without being given a treat. Our Mistress talked it through with Wilma and she said that a simple hand command would help her to be clearer on what was required and to give Wilma her due, it does seem to be working. I said she should have asked for extra food rations at the end of the exercise, but Wilma says she likes working too much to be that tough a negotiator.<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>You can find short stories to read at <a href=\"http:\/\/www.alfiedog.com\">www.alfiedog.com<\/a><\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>Alfie\u2019s Diary \u2013 the Book as well as our other books are available <a href=\"http:\/\/www.amazon.co.uk\/s\/ref=nb_sb_noss?url=search-alias%3Daps&amp;field-keywords=rosemary%20j%20kind\">HERE<\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<div class=\"mh-excerpt\"><p>Our Mistress said I should have stressed yesterday that the time interval from being given her new toy to its total destruction was a matter <a class=\"mh-excerpt-more\" href=\"https:\/\/alfiesdiary.uk\/index.php\/2016\/07\/31\/sunday-31st-july-2016-wilmas-record\/\" title=\"Sunday 31st July 2016 &#8211; Wilma&#8217;s Record\">[&#8230;]<\/a><\/p>\n<\/div>","protected":false},"author":3,"featured_media":10102,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"gallery","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[3,11,61],"tags":[109,63,50,27,60,93],"class_list":["post-11990","post","type-post","status-publish","format-gallery","has-post-thumbnail","hentry","category-day-to-day-life","category-family","category-training","tag-alfie","tag-aristotle","tag-entlebucher","tag-shadow","tag-training-2","tag-wilma","post_format-post-format-gallery"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/alfiesdiary.uk\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/11990","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/alfiesdiary.uk\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/alfiesdiary.uk\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/alfiesdiary.uk\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/3"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/alfiesdiary.uk\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=11990"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/alfiesdiary.uk\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/11990\/revisions"}],"wp:featuredmedia":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/alfiesdiary.uk\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media\/10102"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/alfiesdiary.uk\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=11990"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/alfiesdiary.uk\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=11990"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/alfiesdiary.uk\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=11990"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}