There is at least one thing that dogs do a lot more attractively than humans and that is cool down. Think about it, you may laugh at us panting and in your better moments rush and get us a bowl of cool water but do we end up all smelly as a result of it? Ok we may get bad breath but which is worse a dog with slightly bad breath or a human that wreaks of the stench of sweat? I know the weather has been hot but is it really any excuse? I think humans should try panting as a more attractive alternative. Come to think of it, I presume the term \u2018sweating like a pig\u2019 may come from the fact that pigs haven\u2019t mastered panting either, so perhaps I should pass the word around. Oh, you were hoping I was going to tell you where that train of thought came from were you? I couldn\u2019t possibly comment, my mistress would never give me another dog biscuit again!<\/p>\n
When my mistress was recovering from her operation last week, I wasn\u2019t allowed to be too near in case I jumped on her, which is fair enough, however I found her tucked up in bed with a \u2018hand puppet dog\u2019 to keep her company. What is the world coming to when I can be usurped by a hand puppet. It\u2019s a Yorkshire terrier at that, is there no shame. Looking on the bright side it wasn\u2019t following any of her commands and couldn\u2019t lay its head on her leg the way I do and look at her adoringly, so I don\u2019t suppose I shall be replaced just yet. It\u2019s funny the lengths humans will go to for a little comfort I thought, as I snuggled up to my Winnie the Pooh cushion for a nap.<\/p>\n
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