{"id":11760,"date":"2016-05-14T06:00:11","date_gmt":"2016-05-14T05:00:11","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/alfiedog.me.uk\/?p=11727"},"modified":"2016-05-14T06:00:11","modified_gmt":"2016-05-14T05:00:11","slug":"saturday-14th-may-2016-ive-had-an-idea","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/alfiesdiary.uk\/index.php\/2016\/05\/14\/saturday-14th-may-2016-ive-had-an-idea\/","title":{"rendered":"Saturday 14th May 2016 &#8211; I&#8217;ve had an idea"},"content":{"rendered":"\n<p>Happy weekend everyone, it\u2019s Aristotle here again and I\u2019ve had an idea. Now, Alfie has written a couple of books, with a little help and I was thinking that maybe I\u2019d like to try my paw. I think I probably need to draw to make the idea I\u2019ve got really work, but that might be outside mine and our Mistress\u2019s skill set, so I need to work out how to do it. I did want to tell you what the idea was, but I\u2019m really sorry, Alfie says I can\u2019t do that at this stage and I should complete the book first and then tell you about it. I guess that could take a while. Alfie says he\u2019s too old to feel like helping me with it and his days of wanting to work are largely over but I might get Wilma involved, she might enjoy it.<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>We all had to go to kennels last night as our Master and Mistress were away. We love it there and have a great time, but you should see our Mistress when she has to leave us. She\u2019s practically in tears saying goodbye, which is a bit soppy when it\u2019s only overnight. I was a bit put out when she said it\u2019s Wilma she misses most! You\u2019d think she\u2019d keep thoughts like that to herself. Wilma is very happy and loves going and meeting the other dogs. She shares with Alfie when we\u2019re there and I share with my Mum. It\u2019s easy to tell which is which by the fact that Alfie and Wilma\u2019s beds go home in one piece while mine and Mum\u2019s are in pieces. The trouble is we both like playing tug and our Mistress never remembers to send a tug toy for us to play with, so we have to use our beds. Basically I guess I\u2019m abdicating responsibility and blaming someone else for my bad behaviour, but that\u2019s something I learned from humans.<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>You can find short stories to read at <a href=\"http:\/\/www.alfiedog.com\/\">www.alfiedog.com<\/a><\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>Alfie\u2019s Diary \u2013 the Book as well as our other books are available <a href=\"http:\/\/www.amazon.co.uk\/s\/ref=nb_sb_noss?url=search-alias%3Daps&amp;field-keywords=rosemary%20j%20kind\">HERE<\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<div class=\"mh-excerpt\"><p>Happy weekend everyone, it\u2019s Aristotle here again and I\u2019ve had an idea. Now, Alfie has written a couple of books, with a little help and <a class=\"mh-excerpt-more\" href=\"https:\/\/alfiesdiary.uk\/index.php\/2016\/05\/14\/saturday-14th-may-2016-ive-had-an-idea\/\" title=\"Saturday 14th May 2016 &#8211; I&#8217;ve had an idea\">[&#8230;]<\/a><\/p>\n<\/div>","protected":false},"author":3,"featured_media":11537,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"gallery","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[3,7],"tags":[109,63,27,93,8],"class_list":["post-11760","post","type-post","status-publish","format-gallery","has-post-thumbnail","hentry","category-day-to-day-life","category-writing-2","tag-alfie","tag-aristotle","tag-shadow","tag-wilma","tag-writing","post_format-post-format-gallery"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/alfiesdiary.uk\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/11760","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/alfiesdiary.uk\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/alfiesdiary.uk\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/alfiesdiary.uk\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/3"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/alfiesdiary.uk\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=11760"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/alfiesdiary.uk\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/11760\/revisions"}],"wp:featuredmedia":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/alfiesdiary.uk\/index.php\/wp-json\/"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/alfiesdiary.uk\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=11760"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/alfiesdiary.uk\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=11760"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/alfiesdiary.uk\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=11760"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}