{"id":11718,"date":"2016-04-02T06:00:35","date_gmt":"2016-04-02T05:00:35","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/alfiedog.me.uk\/?p=11569"},"modified":"2016-04-02T06:00:35","modified_gmt":"2016-04-02T05:00:35","slug":"saturday-2nd-april-2016-getting-the-hang-of-playing-ball","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/alfiesdiary.uk\/index.php\/2016\/04\/02\/saturday-2nd-april-2016-getting-the-hang-of-playing-ball\/","title":{"rendered":"Saturday 2nd April 2016 &#8211; Getting the Hang of Playing Ball"},"content":{"rendered":"\n<p>Until now Wilma hasn\u2019t played much in the way of ball games. I\u2019m not allowed to because of my elbows and although Shadow loves to play ball the ground has been so wet it hasn\u2019t really been an option in the garden. Then of course is the fact that tennis balls wear our teeth down so for Wilma to look her best it\u2019s not a good idea to overdo it. However, as she is in season our Mistress is having to find ways for her to use up some of her extra energy. They went out into the garden on Thursday afternoon so that Wilma could learn the basics. As far as I could see, this amounted to our Mistress throwing a ball, Wilma tearing round the garden at full pelt and then standing still while our Mistress went to retrieve the ball she\u2019d thrown. I\u2019m not really sure that\u2019s supposed to be how it works, if it is I can\u2019t see how it wears our teeth down, but I digress. However, it\u2019s supposed to be played, Wilma must have enjoyed it as the first thing she did after getting up on Friday morning was to go and get the tennis ball from by the back door and see if our Mistress wanted to play. It was very cute, but given she was still in her pyjamas and dressing gown our Mistress said it would have to wait until later.<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>Originally our Mistress had thought she would keep Wilma amused with extra training but that all went very wrong very quickly. Wilma was so full of energy that she got a bit excited and swiped our Mistress\u2019s hand with her paw. In doing that she managed to put her claw straight into one of the veins on the back of our Mistress\u2019s hand. I\u2019m surprised you didn\u2019t hear the scream from there. Although the bleeding stopped the bruising is going to be spectacular and our Mistress was not happy.<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>I\u2019m off to see who I can wind up today. Alfie\u2019s still not feeling great so I\u2019m at a bit of a lose end. I wish I could try playing ball too.<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>Love Ari<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>You can find short stories to read at <a href=\"http:\/\/www.alfiedog.com\">www.alfiedog.com<\/a><\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>Alfie\u2019s Diary \u2013 the Book as well as our other books are available <a href=\"http:\/\/www.amazon.co.uk\/s\/ref=nb_sb_noss?url=search-alias%3Daps&amp;field-keywords=rosemary%20j%20kind\">HERE<\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<div class=\"mh-excerpt\"><p>Until now Wilma hasn\u2019t played much in the way of ball games. I\u2019m not allowed to because of my elbows and although Shadow loves to <a class=\"mh-excerpt-more\" href=\"https:\/\/alfiesdiary.uk\/index.php\/2016\/04\/02\/saturday-2nd-april-2016-getting-the-hang-of-playing-ball\/\" title=\"Saturday 2nd April 2016 &#8211; Getting the Hang of Playing Ball\">[&#8230;]<\/a><\/p>\n<\/div>","protected":false},"author":3,"featured_media":12319,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"gallery","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[3,61],"tags":[109,63,93],"class_list":["post-11718","post","type-post","status-publish","format-gallery","has-post-thumbnail","hentry","category-day-to-day-life","category-training","tag-alfie","tag-aristotle","tag-wilma","post_format-post-format-gallery"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/alfiesdiary.uk\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/11718","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/alfiesdiary.uk\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/alfiesdiary.uk\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/alfiesdiary.uk\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/3"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/alfiesdiary.uk\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=11718"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/alfiesdiary.uk\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/11718\/revisions"}],"wp:featuredmedia":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/alfiesdiary.uk\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media\/12319"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/alfiesdiary.uk\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=11718"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/alfiesdiary.uk\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=11718"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/alfiesdiary.uk\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=11718"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}