{"id":11641,"date":"2016-01-16T06:00:15","date_gmt":"2016-01-16T06:00:15","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/alfiedog.me.uk\/?p=11255"},"modified":"2016-01-16T06:00:15","modified_gmt":"2016-01-16T06:00:15","slug":"saturday-16th-january-2016-naughtiest-pet-competition","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/alfiesdiary.uk\/index.php\/2016\/01\/16\/saturday-16th-january-2016-naughtiest-pet-competition\/","title":{"rendered":"Saturday 16th January 2016 – Naughtiest Pet Competition"},"content":{"rendered":"

I\u2019m going to enter a competition and I thought you might like to too. You could win up to \u00a3500 to help you replace the furniture and furnishings you\u2019ve damaged. You might even be able to do it as a good surprise for your human so that they forgive you. What you need to do is upload a photo of what exactly you did (below)\u00a0and Terry\u2019s Fabrics will choose a winner. There is a second and third prize too, so if you weren\u2019t exactly the naughtiest then it\u2019s not the end of the world. I\u2019ve decided to take the blanket off the settee and admit to the damage underneath. I\u2019m going to get Wilma on board as she made it much worse the other day. I did wonder whether I could get Alfie and Shadow to help too, but Shadow pointed out she destroyed a whole sofa on her own when she was two so doesn\u2019t need to take responsibility for another one and Alfie\u2026 well, he\u2019s just a good boy and has never really destroyed anything. If you aren’t taking part but want to vote for our entry, then you can do that HERE<\/a><\/p>\n

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Me and Wilma trying to help with the work<\/figcaption><\/figure>\n

They seem to do some great rugs too, so I wondered if maybe we could get one of those for the office floor to make it a little warmer to lie on in the winter and of course softer to land on when we throw each other off the settee. I wonder if they do pet beds to replace the one I ripped apart playing tug with it when we were in kennels a while ago.<\/p>\n

Wilma was very happy on Thursday when our human aunt came to visit. Wilma got really close to her when she went on the trip with our Mistress to bring Wilma back to England. She\u2019s lovely like that is Wilma, once she takes someone to her heart she really does treasure them. I think our aunt was almost as pleased to see Wilma too.<\/p>\n

You can find short stories to read at www.alfiedog.com<\/a><\/p>\n

Alfie\u2019s Diary \u2013 the Book as well as our other books are available HERE<\/a><\/p>\n