{"id":11631,"date":"2016-01-06T06:00:30","date_gmt":"2016-01-06T06:00:30","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/alfiedog.me.uk\/?p=11203"},"modified":"2016-01-06T06:00:30","modified_gmt":"2016-01-06T06:00:30","slug":"wednesday-6th-january-2015-a-bad-influence","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/alfiesdiary.uk\/index.php\/2016\/01\/06\/wednesday-6th-january-2015-a-bad-influence\/","title":{"rendered":"Wednesday 6th January 2015 &#8211; A bad influence"},"content":{"rendered":"<figure id=\"attachment_11204\" aria-describedby=\"caption-attachment-11204\" style=\"width: 300px\" class=\"wp-caption alignleft\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" class=\"wp-image-11204 size-medium\" src=\"http:\/\/alfiedog.me.uk\/wp-content\/uploads\/2016\/01\/IMG_2597-300x225.jpg\" alt=\"\" width=\"300\" height=\"225\"><figcaption id=\"caption-attachment-11204\" class=\"wp-caption-text\">Aristotle and Wilma<\/figcaption><\/figure>\n<p>Our Mistress is accusing Aristotle of being a bad influence oh my puppy. As you will see from the photograph she is rather coping everything he does. That\u2019s not so bad when it\u2019s the good things, but climbing on the chair to bark at the neighbours at the bottom of the garden is rarely seen as good. To be fair when he actually agrees to go into the office to play with her, they do seem to have a lot of fun together and he does manage to tire her out. It\u2019s a trade off, half an hour of zoomies between the settee and the window in exchange for half an hour of peace and quiet. It\u2019s a price we\u2019re willing to pay!<\/p>\n<p>We did all get out for walks yesterday, although our Mistress is still rather slow in moving and coughing quite a bit, but she will be better as the medicine kicks in. I didn\u2019t actually walk, I went swimming and if I\u2019m being honest if it weren\u2019t for the annoying puppy trying to get in the pool with me, I\u2019d have quite enjoyed it. Wilma is just itching to get in. It\u2019s quite funny really. She wouldn\u2019t need a helping hand to persuade her. She did get on the scales while we were there. It was funny as I was good and got straight on to them as I realised there would be a biscuit going begging, but apparently our Mistress didn\u2019t particularly need to know my weight. I did it so nicely that she did give me a biscuit. Wilma was good too. However, I have news for her \u2018little\u2019 brother Winston! Your sister is 19.75 kilos. She doesn\u2019t have any spare fat on her but our Mistress is going to reduce her food a little as she doesn\u2019t want her growing quite so fast. You can imaging what Wilma had to say about that. On the plus side our Mistress says she is likely to work even harder at her training to earn her treats.<\/p>\n<p>You can find short stories to read at <a href=\"http:\/\/www.alfiedog.com\">www.alfiedog.com<\/a><\/p>\n<p>Alfie\u2019s Diary \u2013 the Book as well as our other books are available <a href=\"http:\/\/www.amazon.co.uk\/s\/ref=nb_sb_noss?url=search-alias%3Daps&amp;field-keywords=rosemary%20j%20kind\">HERE<\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<div class=\"mh-excerpt\"><p>Our Mistress is accusing Aristotle of being a bad influence oh my puppy. 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