It made it difficult for our Mistress to measure you\u2026 and you broke the measuring stick.<\/p>\n
\u201cOnly a little bit. She says it will glue back together. It couldn\u2019t have been glued very well.\u201d<\/em><\/p>\n Any how tall are you?<\/p>\n \u201cOur Mistress says she thinks I\u2019m already 42.5 centimetres to the shoulder.\u201d<\/em><\/p>\n And what does that mean?<\/p>\n \u201cIt means I\u2019m big enough to pass my height part of the breeding test.\u201d<\/em><\/p>\n And what does that mean?<\/p>\n \u201cI\u2019m a happy puppy!\u201d<\/em><\/p>\n Ok \u2013 so what new recipe have you tried in your filled bones and Kongs this week?<\/p>\n \u201cI like the bones best. I\u2019m not so fussed about the Kongs, which is good as you keep stealing them. Anyway, I\u2019ve tried Butternut Squash and yoghurt this week. They are really good. I might like them best. They smell good and are a great colour.\u201d<\/em><\/p>\n Our Mistress helped us cut the skin off the squash and grate it. We\u2019ve decided we prefer when she doesn\u2019t grate things too finely for us. She added some puppy kibble too so it\u2019s part of Wilma\u2019s meal and it keeps her quiet for a while.<\/p>\n \u201cUntil you steal it and then I bark at you.\u201d<\/em><\/p>\n Alfie\u2019s worse.<\/p>\n \u201cHe waits until I\u2019m not in sight and then settles down in my crate to anything he can find and won\u2019t come out until he\u2019s finished everything. At least you take it from me and give it back when I ask.\u201d<\/em><\/p>\n \u201cThat seems to disturb our Mistress especially when I squeal.\u201d<\/em><\/p>\n You\u2019re just a wuss.<\/p>\n \u201cYou hurt me. I\u2019m only a puppy.\u201d<\/em><\/p>\n That\u2019s not what you say when you jump on<\/p>\n me and want to carry on.<\/p>\n \u201cOk maybe I tease you a bit.\u201d<\/em><\/p>\n Hmm. And there you have it, straight from the puppy\u2019s mouth \u2013 an admission of guilt. I rest my case!<\/p>\n You can find short stories to read at www.alfiedog.com<\/a><\/p>\n Alfie\u2019s Diary \u2013 the Book as well as our other books are available HERE<\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"![\"Wilma](\"http:\/\/alfiedog.me.uk\/wp-content\/uploads\/2016\/01\/IMG_2588.jpg\")
<\/a>We\u2019ve been doing a lot of wrestling too.<\/p>\n