{"id":1074,"date":"2007-04-18T07:04:10","date_gmt":"2007-04-18T06:04:10","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/oneandonly.me.uk\/?p=1074"},"modified":"2007-04-18T07:04:10","modified_gmt":"2007-04-18T06:04:10","slug":"wednesday-18th-april-2007","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/alfiesdiary.uk\/index.php\/2007\/04\/18\/wednesday-18th-april-2007\/","title":{"rendered":"Wednesday 18th April 2007"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>Well Matilda\u2019s humans have only been back a few days and she is already trying to pretend she didn\u2019t miss them at all and that she is above all that human attention stuff. She prodded them a few times in the night the first night they were back to wake them and say welcome back, just as they were trying to get over jetlag, but she has now reverted to type. She holds her tail up as though she owns the place. What is it with cats, why can\u2019t they just admit they need people as much as we dogs do? Somehow they seem to think it is cool to remain aloof and not wag their tails to show pleasure. There is absolutely no harm, in a dog\u2019s eyes, of making sure your humans are absolutely clear that you adore them. I don\u2019t know about other dogs but apparently Entlebuchers get very attached to their humans and from personal experience I would have to say that is true. Why wouldn\u2019t you. You get loved and fed and looked after and then you get extra treats like marzipan. If you train them right you always have someone to throw sticks for you and tickle your tummy. Cats aren\u2019t as bright as they like to think. They go round pretending they don\u2019t need any of that and then have to go and catch their own food if they want any extra after their normal rations. You don\u2019t find dogs having to do that, we\u2019re far too smart. In an emergency, I can even knock the dog food bag over and help myself. One thing is certain I shall not be telling her about the little mice that live in the bamboo in our garden. They are far too nice to end up on Matilda\u2019s dinner table.<\/p>\n<p>&nbsp;<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<div class=\"mh-excerpt\"><p>Well Matilda\u2019s humans have only been back a few days and she is already trying to pretend she didn\u2019t miss them at all and that <a class=\"mh-excerpt-more\" href=\"https:\/\/alfiesdiary.uk\/index.php\/2007\/04\/18\/wednesday-18th-april-2007\/\" title=\"Wednesday 18th April 2007\">[&#8230;]<\/a><\/p>\n<\/div>","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":9183,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[2],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-1074","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","has-post-thumbnail","hentry","category-uncategorized"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/alfiesdiary.uk\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1074","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/alfiesdiary.uk\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/alfiesdiary.uk\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/alfiesdiary.uk\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/alfiesdiary.uk\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=1074"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/alfiesdiary.uk\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1074\/revisions"}],"wp:featuredmedia":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/alfiesdiary.uk\/index.php\/wp-json\/"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/alfiesdiary.uk\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=1074"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/alfiesdiary.uk\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=1074"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/alfiesdiary.uk\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=1074"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}