{"id":1055,"date":"2007-04-09T06:54:14","date_gmt":"2007-04-09T05:54:14","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/oneandonly.me.uk\/?p=1055"},"modified":"2007-04-09T06:54:14","modified_gmt":"2007-04-09T05:54:14","slug":"monday-9th-april-2007","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/alfiesdiary.uk\/index.php\/2007\/04\/09\/monday-9th-april-2007\/","title":{"rendered":"Monday 9th April 2007"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>It\u2019s not the same waking up and not being able to get into bed with my mistress and master for a cuddle. Waking up with a lot of other dogs and saying \u201cwill someone give me a cuddle and rub my chest please?\u201d doesn\u2019t generally make you come across as \u2018cool\u2019. It wouldn\u2019t have been so bad if the other dogs staying with Mackensey had been girls, they tend to be much better with that sort of thing. Oh well, I will be back home soon enough.<\/p>\n<p>After a weekend of car washing, children playing, and too many treats it is almost nice to have a few days to unwind. It is also going to be a bit quieter here as one of the puppies is going to its new home today. I will almost be sorry to see her go but the good news is there will still be one of the little fellows around. I\u2019m not disappointed that I haven\u2019t gone to see an overgrown mouse. Did that sound convincing? Ok so I\u2019m jealous that my mistress and master have gone to spend time with other animals. Apparently, there is a dog called Pluto. What kind of name is that for dog? He is probably just some mongrel. Just because some bloke was clever enough to draw some cute cartoon everyone wants to go and see them. I can be cute, they could all want to come and see me instead. I still want to be famous. Perhaps I could have a whole theme park devoted to me and there could be huge furry dogs that look just like me, that children could have their photograph taken with. Of course, I wouldn\u2019t want to do all the photograph with children myself. That would be just too much to have to deal with. I might do the odd guest appearance though.<\/p>\n<p>&nbsp;<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<div class=\"mh-excerpt\"><p>It\u2019s not the same waking up and not being able to get into bed with my mistress and master for a cuddle. Waking up with <a class=\"mh-excerpt-more\" href=\"https:\/\/alfiesdiary.uk\/index.php\/2007\/04\/09\/monday-9th-april-2007\/\" title=\"Monday 9th April 2007\">[&#8230;]<\/a><\/p>\n<\/div>","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":8998,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[2],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-1055","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","has-post-thumbnail","hentry","category-uncategorized"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/alfiesdiary.uk\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1055","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/alfiesdiary.uk\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/alfiesdiary.uk\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/alfiesdiary.uk\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/alfiesdiary.uk\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=1055"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/alfiesdiary.uk\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1055\/revisions"}],"wp:featuredmedia":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/alfiesdiary.uk\/index.php\/wp-json\/"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/alfiesdiary.uk\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=1055"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/alfiesdiary.uk\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=1055"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/alfiesdiary.uk\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=1055"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}