I swear it wasn\u2019t me that started it. I didn\u2019t like the way the Doberman looked at me. He had a menacing look and I wanted to make sure he didn\u2019t come any closer. Ok, so I have a very loud bark and am very strong, but our Mistress was not happy with me as apparently I came over as being aggressive. Would you credit me? Mild mannered little old me who wouldn\u2019t hurt a fly! (I\u2019ll leave out the wouldn\u2019t hurt a rabbit or other small rat like creatures as clearly on past performance I probably would). Anyway, our Mistress is still stronger than me so I was hauled off in the other direction with her saying she\u2019d be tightening my harness slightly to make sure there was no risk of me slipping out of it, which was her biggest concern as she was hauling! She suspects that my bark could probably be heard from half a mile away but I didn\u2019t want to leave the Doberman in any doubt that I didn\u2019t want him looking at me like that again in future. I think if I\u2019m a being honest I was just getting a bit of frustration out of my system. My Mistress spent some time talking to my girlfriend\u2019s human yesterday about what to expect when Bella goes to meet a stud dog soon. Can you imagine what it\u2019s like having to listen to people talking about your girlfriend like that? Just because I can\u2019t give her puppies she\u2019s going off to a dog that can. Oh I know she\u2019ll still love me afterwards and this is only a one or two night stand, but a boy really feels these things. It\u2019s not like I\u2019ve ever been unfaithful to her. She\u2019s the only dog I\u2019ve ever loved. It\u2019s upsetting, that\u2019s all I\u2019m saying.<\/p>\n
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