{"id":10137,"date":"2015-05-23T06:00:14","date_gmt":"2015-05-23T05:00:14","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/alfiedog.me.uk\/?p=10137"},"modified":"2015-05-23T06:00:14","modified_gmt":"2015-05-23T05:00:14","slug":"saturday-23rd-may-2015-being-top-dog","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/alfiesdiary.uk\/index.php\/2015\/05\/23\/saturday-23rd-may-2015-being-top-dog\/","title":{"rendered":"Saturday 23rd May 2015 &#8211; Being Top Dog"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>It\u2019s Ari here again. How\u2019ve you been? Now I don\u2019t want to go counting my chickens, or red-legged partridges for that matter, before they\u2019ve hatched, but I think I may be top dog. I can\u2019t quite work out if I\u2019ve gained the upper paw or if Mum (Shadow), because she\u2019s all hormonal, is just being nice to me. Now you may think this is only a small thing, but there are rules in our house. One of them is that no one, absolutely no one (except our Mistress who is top of the pack overall) gets to take a chew away from Shadow. If she wants a chew that either Alfie or I have she just gives us \u2018the look\u2019 and we just raise a paw in apology and quietly walk away.<\/p>\n<p>Anyway, something odd happened this week. As a special treat our Mistress gave Shadow one of the long treats. They are about a foot long and usually become her prized possession for quite a long period of time. She has a good chew on them, carries them round, takes them to her bed and sometimes just lies watching them. If she gets accidentally separated from them then as soon as she can she rushes to check how they are. It\u2019s all a bit obsessive, but we let her get on with it. This week was different. She chewed her way through half of it and then, I was having one of those moments of bare faced cheek that I seem to experience on a quite regular basis, I asked if I could have the other half. She said \u2018Yes\u2019. I couldn\u2019t believe it. I didn\u2019t have to growl or anything. This is unheard of. She just walked away and let me have the other half. Of course, it didn\u2019t feel such a prize not being hard won, but I still enjoyed it and have spent the whole of the time since trying to figure out what it all means. I did try asking Alfie, but he says nothing like that has ever happened to him so he really couldn\u2019t help. Watch out world, Aristotle is in the ascendency and he\u2019s feeling GOOD!<\/p>\n<p>Alfie\u2019s Diary \u2013 the Book as well as our other books are available <a href=\"http:\/\/www.amazon.co.uk\/s\/ref=nb_sb_noss?url=search-alias%3Daps&amp;field-keywords=rosemary%20j%20kind\">HERE<\/a><\/p>\n<p>You can find short stories to read at <a href=\"http:\/\/www.alfiedog.com\">www.alfiedog.com<\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<div class=\"mh-excerpt\"><p>It\u2019s Ari here again. How\u2019ve you been? Now I don\u2019t want to go counting my chickens, or red-legged partridges for that matter, before they\u2019ve hatched, <a class=\"mh-excerpt-more\" href=\"https:\/\/alfiesdiary.uk\/index.php\/2015\/05\/23\/saturday-23rd-may-2015-being-top-dog\/\" title=\"Saturday 23rd May 2015 &#8211; Being Top Dog\">[&#8230;]<\/a><\/p>\n<\/div>","protected":false},"author":2,"featured_media":12710,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"gallery","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[3,5],"tags":[63,27],"class_list":["post-10137","post","type-post","status-publish","format-gallery","has-post-thumbnail","hentry","category-day-to-day-life","category-wisdom-and-experience","tag-aristotle","tag-shadow","post_format-post-format-gallery"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/alfiesdiary.uk\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/10137","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/alfiesdiary.uk\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/alfiesdiary.uk\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/alfiesdiary.uk\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/2"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/alfiesdiary.uk\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=10137"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/alfiesdiary.uk\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/10137\/revisions"}],"wp:featuredmedia":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/alfiesdiary.uk\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media\/12710"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/alfiesdiary.uk\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=10137"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/alfiesdiary.uk\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=10137"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/alfiesdiary.uk\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=10137"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}